"One night in class my professor gave us all a CD of his Powerpoints for the semester. At the beginning of next week's class an older gentleman in the course became upset over the fact that the CD did not work in his car radio, and even more upset over the fact that neither I nor the professor could stop laughing."
"My mom leaves her laptop charger plugged into the laptop even when it's not plugged into the wall because "there is juice (power) left in the chord.""
"On a long road trip, my grandmother asked if the woman in the GPS ever got to sleep. She thought there was someone on the other end, giving turn by turn directions."
"My mom thinks Google's "Suggestions" are the only options available. If she's trying to find something and it doesn't come up in the suggestions, she'll say, "Sorry, it's not on the internet.""